A
husband working abroad wrote to his wife.....
Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary
this month the global market crises has affected
me, so I am sending 100
kisses. You are my sweetheart.
Your loving husband,
His wife replied...
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of
expenses I paid with the
Kisses.....
1. The
Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man
agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes
every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the*//*rent
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave
him other
items hope you understand.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can complete the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the
same for next month? Please Advice!!!
Your Sweet
Heart,
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